First real horror flick I ever saw and I thought it was awesome. Okay, I agree, there’s was no way that girl could have been killed by a spike through chest from someone hiding under her bed. Killing Jason’s angry and demented Mom at the end of the film actually seemed reasonable, so I don’t know what Jason is all bent out of shape about. She kind of deserved it.
Of course, that’s not what horror is about. It always makes me laugh when we get offended by the lack of logic. So, killing someone in an impossible way is NOT okay, but having the undead roam the earth is perfectly reasonable.
Who hasn’t wondered about zombie logic? Why do they want to eat people? Why brains specifically? Why would you eat someone when you’ve got no digestive system? The questions go on and on.
If you get hung up on the questions, then you’re not a zombie fan so please leave the room now. We zombie fans know that zombies are props. They’re our Red Shirts. Without them, we’re psychopathic murderers. With them, we get all the fun of killing without any of the guilt.
Zombies = Conscience Free Killing Time
Nope, we’re not angry, psychopathic killers. Hell no, we’re heroes! 🙂
